Wonderf*ck: Book One

I am the Wonderf*ck. I’ve got a rocket in my pocket and I live to take you for a ride. I’ve got everything a woman wants, all in one tight, well-muscled, long, hard package. My one goal is to make you come so hard and so often that you finally understand your innate power and how absolutely f*cking beautiful you are. Because every woman is beautiful. Did you catch that? Did you hear it? Did you read it with the soul-searing earnestness with which it was written? Don’t shake your head or nod and skip right on past those so f*cking important words. Every. Woman. Is. Beautiful. I know all of you sexy women don’t believe it, even if I tell you it’s true. No, you only believe you’re beautiful once I show you just how damn sexy you are. I’ve dedicated my life to tapping into your sensuality and sexuality until it pours from you. I loved once and lost. My heart shattered and I committed myself then to providing women pleasure. I am the Wonderf*ck and this is my vocation. Or so I thought. Until Tara. My sexy neighbor with her douchenugget ex-fiance. Tara and I weren’t friends, we were barely acquaintances, until the tears, and the fistfight, and then … the sex. Now what do I do? I can’t be myself with her, and I can’t be Wonderfuck. I want her, but having Tara means watching the walls of my carefully crafted existence crumble. While I have the strength to provide countless orgasms, I’m not sure if I have the strength to love.