Professor Birdsong’s: 257 Dumbest Pandemic Stories

Laughter is the best medicine!Professor Birdsong is at it again. He knows Dumb after using his expertise in criminal law to write many books about Dumbest Criminals. But now the good Professor has taken on the Dumbest news stories that have occurred during the 2020 coronavirus pandemic. There are Stories from the U.S. and from around the world that will make you laugh out loud, or at least will a smile on your face. Here are few: * A Strip club in Las Vegas closed because of the pandemic posted a sign on its door that read, Sorry we’re clothed! * The story of the Australian lady who in March mistakenly ordered a 12-year supply of toilet paper instead of regular order of 48 rolls for three months.* An evangelical pastor in Argentina who defied his ban on church services turns his church into a bar.* Two doctors in London were suspended from practice for removing a transgender man’s vagina without his consent after he had gone in for an operation to give him a penis.* A story from Alabama about couple arrested for having sex in a car parked in in the parking lot of police headquarters* A man in China who walked into a hospital to have doctors remove a rusty knife left in his skull for 26 years after he was mugged.