Professor Birdsong’s 177 Dumbest Rogues

The good Professor uses his expertise to bring forth 177 more of the most outrageous weird and funny stories about rogues who get themselves in trouble. Here’s a sample for you: * A supermarket shoplifter who was caught stealing hair accessories and a bag of chips thought she would escape store security by scaling the shelves and climbing into the ceiling of a Giant supermarket in Baltimore. * There is the story of a long-time corrections officer who ran a Jailhouse Shopping Network that supplied inmates with everything from drugs to cigarettes, phones and pliers who was sentenced to six years behind bars at the same lockup where she worked. * Police in the city of Adelaide, Australia spotted a strange-looking Mazda and pulled it over to find its steering wheel had been replaced with a frying pan. Police impounded the car after they discovered that the 32-year-old driver was uninsured. * An attorney in Florida met his new client, a con man in a county jail, only to be conned into smuggling a new iPhone past corrections authority, an act that left the attorney locked up in the same jail. And many more that will tickle your funny bone. Get 177 Dumbest Rogues for these stories and more that will make your sides ache with laughter.