The Schnoz of the Rings: A Parody of J. R. R. Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings

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Froyo Bagpants, a halfbit of the Mire, must destroy the Schnozring by tossing it into the fire pit of Mount Drool to prevent the Great Schnoz from conquering Central Oith. But you knew that. This parody of J. R. R. Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings has the obligatory funny names and the twisted plot but it also has a special charm all its own. You needn’t have read the books nor seen the movies to enjoy this book. The characters are a little crazy, lusty, and sometimes even a bit heroic. Froyo and his companions, the Six Pack of Central Oith, must overcome many obstacles in their quest to make Central Oith safe from the dark power of the Great and Powerful Schnoz. Buy the book and laugh your way through the misadventures of Froyo and his friends.