The Ultimate Dinner Party Doing the Ultimate is the only way author, Diane Stead, knows how to do anything and this is the first in her Ultimate series of How-To books. Cooking for the Criminally Insane is a highly botoxed, stiletto-heeled romp through the sacred ground of Designer cookbooks. Madame la Comtesse le Visage du Bouvier, (not her real name, ) prefers to be known as Wallis Merrick-Thompson, (also not her real name) is the acclaimed author of Cellphones for Schizophrenics, a crazy look at crazy people; Hairplugs and Ferraris, the mid-life crisis - real or imagined - no, it’s real all right; and Dentists on Harleys, what you didn’t know about Sheldon. This is a how-to prepare the Ultimate dinner party. For what you are about to receive, fair warning… This cook book is not for the feint of heart or stomach … Cooking for the Criminally Insane or CFTCI (as we like to call it) will tantalize your taste buds and your funny-bone. Foodies beware and whatever you do, do NOT try this at home.