The Camel’s Dead.: My Name is Timothy Conehead the Invincible and I’m a Border Collie.

This is a tale of a nine month old puppy who was discovered to be living in somebody’s car as the owner could not control him. Timothy was taken on as an emergency foster by Kathleen who although had rescued many collies over the years has never had a puppy - until now! This is Timothy’s Diary as he comes to live with her other collies Jack Laddie and Freya. His diaries are full of innuendo and he fondly talks about his ‘sexy times’ with Freya and anybody else who will entertain him. Life in Kathleen’s House of correction is funny as the young boy manages to misunderstand almost everything he is told and he secretly posts his blogs on Facebook whenever he can.