How to Keep Your Legs Closed in Hollywood: The Down and Dirty Survival Guide to Stardom

Before MeToo# exploded there was How to Keep Your Legs Closed in Hollywood. Finally, How to Keep Your Legs Closed in Hollywood is here. This essential down and dirty survival guide to stardom is the ultimate insider’s book with 36 practical and scandalous lessons to stay one-step ahead of the mega-powerful and famous dirtbags in Los Angeles.

Are you going to LA to seek fame and fortune? Can’t get enough salacious Hollywood gossip (Lesson #24: Hair Plugs, Penis Implants, Intravenous Vitamins, and that Mysterious Brain Machine)? Then this tell-all book is for you.

How to Keep Your Legs Closed in Hollywood is an entertaining, eye-opening read about the dark side of Hollywood that everyone else is afraid to tell (Lesson #4: Why Mega Stars Pay for Prostitutes). It’s indispensable for people who are sick of the casting couch, but aren’t afraid to work it to their advantage to make their Hollywood dreams come true.

Packed with juicy insider knowledge, outrageous, survival tips, delicious and soul-saving lessons, red flag alerts, dirty industry secrets, and the shocking unwritten rules you need to know.

How to Keep Your Legs Closed in Hollywood will make you laugh out loud and shudder in disgust. Prepare to be shocked and offended. While not all mega-powerful and famous men are sex crazed, sleazy dirtbags in Hollywood this book focuses on those who are.

Don’t become a fallen angel in the city of angels. Avoid the treacherous pitfalls (Lesson #17: Parties! When a Party is a Party, When a Party is an Orgy), and learn how to play the game and not get played. Salacious, hilarious, tragic, crude, despicable and appalling all at once, this guide is an arsenal of priceless information big celebrities and mega-power player scumbags do not want you to know.