O The Dark Things You’ll See!

For out-starting upstarts and outcasts of all ages…

Here is the delightfully spooky parody of Dr. Seuss’s classic Oh, the Places You’ll Go! Written and illustrated by the author and artist of Alice in Verse: The Lost Rhymes of Wonderland and Twilight Tales: A Collection of Chilling Poems, this wicked ode offers a slightly different road map of life’s great adventure for all who dare to challenge their fears, tread the path less traveled, and follow their dreams wherever they may lead.

And will you rise up?

Well, perhaps. Let us see…

(And, if so, let us query: to just what degree?)

With a good old-fashioned hair-raising tingle up the spine, O the Dark Things You’ll See! reminds us that all dreams take their first breath in darkness before stepping into the light.