A humerous and somewhat profane account of what it is like to look after guests in a bed and breakfast establishment. Mike writes with a no holds barred account of his experiences dealing with the public and how he and his partner restored an old mansion and turned it into a premier tourism guesthouse. Join Mike in his journey and laugh with him at the disasters and funny anecdotes on life in the tourism industry. Included are some hilarious pieces of advice for both guests and hosts as he takes aim with a ‘takes no prisoners’ approach. Includes some colourful language so if you are easily offended this book may not be for you. Otherwise sit back, turn the pages and enjoy the ride.