When car valet Geoff Osmah woke up in the morning, every morning, without exception, he did not want to live. In the last hours of his thirty-eighth birthday he shared his suicidal ennui on Your Call! with fading dj Pete Moran. What Moran said to him that night triggered the endgame. Geoff must die. And Moran must die too. But there is another player, ex-Radio 2 raconteur Fraser Davis, and ex-Special Guest of Pete Moran, for whom there will always be one more pull of the one-armed bandit. Davis will have Moran’s money, and enjoy Osmah’s body, even if he has to arrange both of their deaths himself.