Whether exchanging glances with sexy strangers or exchanging insults with his combative colleague Joy, television writer Richard Westbrook lives a life filled with attractive, beguiling, just-plain-fanciable women …and it sucks. Lacking the nerve to follow through on his brief encounters and slow-burning crushes, Richard has instead compiled a romantic history light on actual romance but heavy on cop-outs, what-ifs and missed opportunities. It’s a good job, then, that the woman he fancies above all others - children’s TV presenter Jessica George ae’ enters his life only via Saturday morning show The Hangout. Well, until Richard vows to make up for every object of attraction that’s ever slipped through his docusoap-writing fingers by landing a job on The Hangout and attempting to win over his favourite moderately famous TV hottie …