That Furball Puppy and Me

Rats, Rats!

Here I am, a relf-respecting kitten just trying to survive in a real rat-eat-cat world, when the humans in my life start acting crazy. Something about the kids, the grandkids, coming to visit for Christmas. I would have run away if I had known what that meant! Mama accusing me of tearing up the presents. Noisy voices and grabby little hands. I tell you, it’s a dog’s world. Bite my tounge! If the grandkids are bad, they’re nothing compared to the gift the kids gave Mama for Christmas…a puppy!

Dumb furball. Everybody is cooing over this yappy puppy who only wants to play. Why can’t he settle down like me? We’re both in the doghouse now. So I got him in trouble for tearing up the kitchen. Big deal. Problem is, I feel responsible. This puppy’s headed for T*R*O*U*B*L*E. How can I save him? I can’t even save myself!