Everyone’s favorite meal talks back in this deliciously irreverent new picture book from the creator of Splat! and Rhyme Crime

How do you eat pizza? Do you pick the biggest slice? Add hot pepper flakes? Use your hands? Do you know how your pizza slice feels about that? He thinks it’s disgusting. There are so many other things you could eat – that aren’t him. Listen up. He’s got ideas.

Bright, bold artwork and real-kid humor create a recipe for laugh-out-loud, finger-licking fun.

A slice-of-life tale that delivers. Kids will eat it up. –Kirkus
A tangy, chucklesome mix. –Publishers Weekly