"Utterly original and very, very funny" The Times

  "You will be laughing your socks off" The Guardian



  The third book in the Diaries of Pig
  series of chapter books in full colour - with Pig's hilarious illustrations,
  wisdom and awful grammar on every page.

  Hello. I is Pig and this is my newest diary. I is not sure why
  such CRAZY things is always happening to me. All I wants is to eat
  yummy slops and play games with Duck and Cow, but somehow things
  never seems to go to plan...


  Pig and his friends are safely back on their farm, spending their
  days playing games and having fun - until a game of hide-and-seek
  goes badly wrong.


  Then Pig's attempt to make it better goes even more wrong when
  his friend Cow gets kidnapped!


  Pig and Duck are the only ones who can save her.


  Join them on their mission which will take them across land and
  sea.


  With more fun, parps, slops and unbelievable adventure from this
  much-loved set of characters. Complete with colour illustrations
  throughout.





  Told in an original, hilarious and unforgettable voice and packed
  with Pig's own drawings, this is fresh and silly laugh-out-loud
  humour that children (and adults) will love

  Author and illustrator Emer Stamp was the Creative Director behind
  the cult-hit John Lewis Christmas adverts

  Perfect for fans of Tom Gates and Diary of a Wimpy
  Kid and the Babe films






  PRAISE FOR THE UNBELIEVABLE TOP SECRET DIARY OF PIG



  "Witty, pacey and perfectly pitched for early readers your
  child won't have seen anything like this before". -
  Junior

"The jovial diary entries of Pig, and the sheer exuberance of both the telling and the imagination involved in the plot are on every page and are a sheer delight. I was not joking when I said that adults will take to this." - The Bookbag

"Children and adults alike will be delighted by this brilliantly silly and surreal story" - Booktrust

"children will laugh themselves silly with Pig's unique voice,
  terrible grammar, and super funny illustrations throughout each
  book." - Books For Topics





  BOOKS BY EMER STAMP





  The Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig (Pig, book
  1)

  Super Amazing Diary of Pig (Pig, book 2)

  The Seriously Extraordinary Diary of Pig (Pig, book
  3)

  The (big, fat, totally bonkers) Diary of Pig (Pig, book
  4)