A novel of Lunch and Mayhem. Michael Henderson’s got trouble. His one luxury is his daily cheeseburger down at Dino’s Burgers and More, and all he really wants out of life is to eat that cheeseburger in peace. Instead he’s got a bad case of Vikings, a longship-full of questions, and no lunch. Why are there Vikings at Dino’s, his favorite burger joint? How did they get the longship into the parking lot? How did they get the longship out of the parking lot? Why are they following him from one restaurant to the next? Why is the young lady with the blonde hair and dark eyebrows shooting at him? What’s next, the Mongol hordes?