Tim’s Bon Mots: Witty Sayings and Good Quotes for All Occasions

Now in its 6th Edition!

Bon Mots? Yes, you know - witticisms, aphorisms, zingers, one-liners.

We’ve been collecting these for decades and eliminated those that are too common, too corny, or just not clever enough.

The goal of this book is to become the repository of the kind of saying that you wish you could remember and have ready for just the right time.

Heard a good one? Submit it to [email protected] and share the wealth. This is wiki wit wealth. If we include it in the next print or e-book edition we’ll share right back at you and send you a PayPal payment for $5.00. (The original authors of the lines in this book are long forgotten, so it seems better to make all the lines in this book available for everyone to claim credit. Therefore, we won’t attribute your line to you.)

Looking for the dirty or hateful ones? Insults not insulting enough for you? To protect tender minds, we have restricted that stuff to the e-book edition at amazon.com/Tims-Bon-Mots-ebook. But please! Use Bon Mots for good, not for evil.