2015 San Francisco Book Festival Honorable Mention! Flying saucers! Rampaging monsters! Genetically modified super geniuses! Forbidden love between a pop singer and her alien romeo! It’s Attack of the Vyperians in thrilling 2-D! When a race of alien octopuses arrives to befriend with benefits Earth’s women, a motley collection of humans find themselves thrown into a war zone of giant monsters, ancient enemies, and horny interplanetary beings that just can’t keep their tentacles to themselves. James Crash Jefferson - Cable TV adventure show host. Egomaniac. Emmy award winner. Irresponsible lover. The only person banned from South Africa for choking a giraffe to death during a Make-A-Wish trip, Crash is his own biggest advocate and worst enemy at the same time. Pulled across the planet by forces he doesn’t understand, Crash does what Crash does best - swing hard and let others clean up the mess. Jennica! - As a global pop music superstar, Jennica! secretly wishes for nothing more than to wrest control of her own life from those that want only to use her as a pawn to profit from. Unfortunately, the exact opposite happens yet again as she becomes the vessel of choice for the Vyperians’ devious plan. Dr. Frank Faraday - Pushed from childhood to be the next super-genius scientist extraordinaire, Frank Faraday recieved his first PhD at age 20 and then subsequently suprised everyone around him by disappearing off the grid. For the first time in his life, Dr. Faraday had a taste of freedom as he left the stresses and pressures of his past life behind him. Until, that is, a secret organization made him an offer he should have refused. A science fiction comedy born from a love of the golden age of ridiculously awesome monster movies, Attack of the Vyperians will capture your attention from the first page and keep it all the way to the second. Uh, end. I meant end. How do I go back? How do I edit? Hello?