Horse Sluts: The Saga of Two Women on the Trail of their Yeehaw

A swelling number of horse riders aren’t nubile nymphs and don’t start riding as toddlers. Horse Sluts - The Saga of Two Women on the Trail of Their Yeehaw winks at mid-life riders who relate to the feeling when memories of who we were and what we used to do smash at our egos like bugs on a windshield. Candace Wade and Penelope Langley wrote Horse Sluts to give those riders a leg up on recapturing the yeehaw of youth. It’s how to stand up to fears, how to challenge ourselves. Horse Sluts is for women who refuse to surrender to age, who embrace moving forward; it’s for women open to the thrill of freedom, of movement, of power – okay, of controlling a large animal between her legs. Yeehaw! Candace and Penelope expose their fears, insecurities and dumb-luck triumphs through their journey of mis-adventures learning to ride as adults. They aren’t world renowned horse trainers, riding instructors, dressage champs or rodeo riders. They won’t try to teach the readers how to ride or whisper to horses. Their mission is to encourage other adults to grab a little audaciousness. With chapters like: Crotch Mumps,
Whine and Cheese Ride and Putana Paradiso, Horse Sluts is a crazy, funny, honest journey led by two women who can create a party in a grocery store