Dirtbag: A Strange Tale

Dirtbag is a man cursed by love. He exists as a belligerent, worn-out sack of denim, with grass-hair and empty pockets for eyes. His ex-wife, Katvanna, the wickedest sorceress in all the land, has stolen his wayward heart and all the pleasant feelings held within it. He intends to get it back. Accompanying him on this quest is the intrepid knight Tuna Casserole (T.C. for short), a ten-times-divorced man renowned for his wild stories, his abject disregard for decency, and the countless curses levied on him by his many exes. Together, Dirtbag and T.C. meander through their journey of never-ending alcohol, heroism, and buffoonery, holding on to the off chance that it’s never too late to reconnect with family, no matter how estranged. Dirtbag is an epic story about bad coffee, fire-breathing cars, space attorneys, gun-toting dragons, high-heeled shoes, dangerous beards, magic and science gone wrong, and hard-learned redemption. It’s a dark and painful fairy tale with a heartwarming core, generously woven with sharp wit, good comedy, and, ultimately, the promise of hope.