I Hate Porta-Potties, Sprinkles and Tight Underwear!

Witty, wonderful, wise stories. Porta-potties, puppies and panties. Show biz, sex and shoes. Racing cars, racy stories and rare recipes. Aunts, armadillos and awesome women. Goodness, God and Gratefulness. Tee shirts, travel and truck stops. Guys, glamour and giggles. Doctors, Dentists and driving too fast. Put on your jammies, get yourself some wine or tea and relax as you read short, easy to read, fun, true-life anecdotes. You will find that you will Laugh Out Loud at Emily’s whimsical wit and wisdom and you will love her friend’s recipes. Could Emily be Dave Barry’s bad-ass aunt or Celia Rivenbark’s cousin? Emily Joanne Hoover is a graduate of The Ohio State University. She has done stand-up comedy, decorated model homes, and has worked as an educator. She loves having fun with most anyone. Born in Ohio, she has lived in Virginia, Connecticut, California, Georgia, North Carolina and now Florida. She and her husband have two sons and one grandson. She is the author of the fun and funny Hold On To Your Panties and Have Fun and Decorating Isn’t a Joke, Or Is It?