Where is my right shoe/ You say one thing and I hear another!

Good Evening (imitating Alfred Hitchcock.) Thank you once again for entering into another one of my Imperfect Masterpieces zone. This time around I have been blessed and fortunate to do this project with the one and only and she’s also my Author-Wife Ms. Cynthia Powell. So, let’s you up to speed regarding how we got to this point and here we go. A few years ago, me and Ex- Galfriend were scheduled to attend a wedding together, but we broke up before the event happened. So one day I ask her did the couple ever tie the knot? And she informed me
yes they did and the wedding was really nice. Then she just out of the blue blurred out, and going with out you was like going without my right shoe! We laughed a bit then I said, Where the hell is my right shoe? I played around with it for a while (because I saw a book somewhere in there) until I came up with Where is my right shoe?