Moo dreams of becoming a sailor.
Little does she know,

when she sets off toward the sea,

that the first crew she joins
will be composed of cats.
Or that she herself will be hailed
by a shipload of pirate steers
as their captain(1)s dairy queen.

It’s amoozing where a dream
can take a girl –
a truth which Lisa Wheeler
and Ponder Goembel relish here
in rollicking words
and witty, windblown pictures.