Step into the thrilling realm of rugby tours, where mischief and mayhem unfold in a riotous symphony of shenanigans. This book is based on real-life foul play throughout my Rugby career, filled with tales that will leave your concussed cerebrum wondering, "What the hell is going on in the insane world of rugby union"?

Strap on your athletic cup as we tunnel through the escapades and exploits that make rugby a hilarious and unforgettable experience for the daring souls who embark on them.

Welcome to my rugby stories that have stayed on tour, until now.

Story 1: The Tall Glass This is Story One of What Goes on Tour Stays on Tour, until now, a true account of real rugby union stories "Buster's Man-Plumbs and Other Deformities."

Story 2: Unpaid Bills In Story Two I describe a true account of a prank that went on far too long.

Story 3: Fire Ox In Story Three I recall a tale of poor choices and fire.

Story 4: Old Rosie In Story Four, I recall a tale of love and romance, followed by regret and despair.

Story 5: I would not recommend the fish Story five is about adventure in the Far East, and experiences once tasted, are immediately regretted.

Story 6: Sticky Face Story six is about stag nights and their consequences.

Story 7: Misadventures in Paris On one hand, story seven is my greatest embarrassment.

Story 8: Helsinki Story eight recalls how a quiet evening turned into an epic adventure to distant lands.

Story 9: The Tivoli Story nine is about the greatest pub in the known universe.

Story 10: Christmas Dinner The final story in this book is why I love rugby so much.