Ten seconds passed and the shape floated to the surface again, this time only a few metres from her. It made her gasp and she almost jumped to her feet, ready to run. It flipped its scaly tail and then its back came out, soft pale skin, and a head, wet blond hair, before bobbing below. When your teacher gets revenge, when Grandpa fights your schoolmates, when ghosts appear in selfies…

For those that love it twisted. These stories are dark, funny, philosophical and so weird that you will… HOLD YOUR TONGUE.