Soutie and the Big Crocodile: Bullets, Blisters and Jukskei

Reviews: I’m on page 37 and already I’ve nearly coughed myself into a hysterical laugh induced oxygen starved Covid19 coma.Trevor PBrilliant! Everyone should order one, without delay!Graham JDescription: When The Big Crocodile (PW Botha) enlisted foreigners in the South African army, he expected the warrior descendants of Winston Churchill, Vasco da Gama and Field Marshall Rommel. Instead, he got Sapper Soutpiel - an asthmatic, short-sighted, brandy-swilling punk rocker who thought the army might be fun. Follow Soutie as he learns how to steal socks, forge signatures, kak in die bos, dropkick helmets, smuggle hot dogs and bite his bed linen. Can his dainty British testicles survive the freezing Orange Free State nights? Will he ever find some crispy bacon? And will the Big Crocodile let him stay at his holiday home? Welcome to the crazy world of Sergeant Snor, Corporal Babyface, Major Rabid and the mysterious Anneline (PO Box 12, Sun City). Moenie vir my loer nie, troep. Buy the blerrie book! WARNING: Not recommended for angry PFs with a heart condition.