Confessions of a Serial Masturbator

Self-pleasure is the catalyst for a much needed life change, in this quirky, humorous and inspirational story about a woman’s journey of self-discovery. This is the tale of how mild mannered, utterly lonely, socially inept, and thoroughly bored, bookkeeper, Breezy Deigh, transforms her stiff and stifled, lackluster existence, to become a bonafide masturbation cult hero. Breezy Deigh, has the same frustrations many share: an unfulfilling job, a humdrum social life, and a non-existent love life. All tepidly spinning in a maddening cycle of work, sleep, bouts of TV dependency and strawberry cheesecake. She also has another frustration that many women share - she’s never truly had an orgasm. But Breezy’s life is headed full speed for change; a budding friendship with co-workers Cinderella and Gia, leads to a chance rendezvous with Pumpkin Eater Peter, the man who would bring her to her first heart stopping, and completely addictive orgasm. Her crave to climax instigates an evening of frustration, a trip to a toy store, and an encounter with a dildo fairy, that jump starts her obsession with masturbation. Big girl toys in tow, Breezy begins a fun, naughty, and sometimes scary, journey of sexual, and mental self-exploration, that has the potential to either ruin, or save her life. Along the way, she falls out with a family member, has an affair-of sorts-with her neighbor, opens up to the possibilities of love, is caught in the act, and falls victim to a scandalous masturbation misunderstanding, that will forever alter her life, and catapult her from a super average nine to fiver, to the most infamous masturbator the world has ever seen-whether she likes it or not.