A collection of forty hilariously unrealistic, totally cringe-worthy covers for books that will never, ever be published–from the authors of Images You Should Not Masturbate To.

This collection of imagined book covers will have you scratching your head and guffawing with every page turn. Though Pranks with Sausages and Holy Bible II don’t actually exist, Rejected Books offers up a professionally produced series of photos imagining just what these wacky ideas (and plenty more) could look like.

Rejected Books includes delightfully weird covers of imagined books like:
The Sculptors Who Couldn’t Do Hands Cooking with Breast Milk Possessed Toys: A Buying Guide Unfortunate Gluing Accidents Camel Toes Through History

Enjoy the worst book pitches of all time and rest assured that anyone can have a future in publishing…even if your ideas are totally horrible.