Humanity Breeds Profanity: Random thoughts against my better judgment

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From the author of DO MORE DON'TS, this offensively random collection of jokes, witticisms, poetry, and silly-billy-ness is a result of the human condition. If you’re a member of that species, you’re partly to blame for each observation, musing, and profanity shouting (and sometimes creepily whispering) from each page. It’s perfect for those with a dark and twisted sense of humor who are unafraid to speak their minds, to themselves, alone in a dimly-lit and pungent room. Please note: If you’re a member of a different species, please refrain from licking any of your orifices in public. Thank you.