Get A Real Job: Memoirs, Stories, Tips & Crude Talk With a Semi Sober Waiter

A lifer in the hospitality industry, Fred Joseph gives readers a candid and hilarious look into the highs and lows of tending bars and waiting tables in this new book. Part memoir, part cautionary tale, and full of humor, you will find yourself smiling with every word. As you read Get A Real Job you’ll find clever tales and interesting interactions including: What does it take to make a host from The View lose her mind in public?The Types of Customers We Love to ServeOn the generosity of Tom Cruise The 80 PercentersAnd much, much moreLet Fred guide you along the misadventures of his youth in his imitable style and eye for the amusing. If you are sick of gross-out restaurant books and want to enjoy a wild tale of one man’s brush with the rich and famous (as well as the poor and stupid), you’ll love, Get A Real Job !