One Way Pendulum

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Each of the Groomkirbys has an idee fixe. Kirby is teaching his speak-your-weight machines the Hallelujah Chorus ; his mother pays the neighbour to eat their left-overs; his aunt in her wheelchair is convinced she’s touring the Hebrides; his father is building the Old Bailey in the living-room. When this is complete the judge and jury move in with some bizarre results…4 women, 10 men