Mon Journal Full Nul: N? 7 - Ne Sous-Estime Jamais Ta Stupidit?

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Isabella a probablement raison. Elle a toujours raison! Quand j'y pense, toutes les choses qu'Ang?line a faites ont une chose en commun: elles sont toutes stupides. Elles sentent toutes la fraise aussi, ? moins que ce ne soit l'odeur de son shampoing… Enfin! Parmi toutes les choses stupides qu'Ang?line a faites dans le pass?, celle-ci bat tous les records!

The wedding Dear Dumb Diary readers have been anxiously anticipating is about to become a reality: Jamie’s aunt and Angeline’s uncle joined together until death do they part - or until the divorce Jamie has been feverishly wishing for since they started dating finally happens. Now, three of Jamie’s most dreaded nightmares are about to be combined into one unbearable event:

1. Very VERY poofy brown dresses
   
2. Wedding clogs
   
3. A lifetime of being related to Angeline, a.k.a. Blondewad Jamie has just one word for this kind of horror: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Original title: Never Underestimate Your Dumbness