How to Adult: A guide to not being a trash human, and other life lessons

Do you know your shiraz from your merlot? Are you craving gravy but don’t know how your parents conjured this magical sauce? Are you terrified of your impending adult responsibility? From doing your taxes to changing a tyre, asking for a raise to mastering avocado preparation, How to Adult contains everything a fully functioning adult should know to survive in the grown-up world. Packed with life advice gained by an actual hopeless millennial through consistent failure, humiliation and awkward conversations, this book will keep you from starvation, make folding fitted sheets a reality, and teach you how to look like a professional adult when you’re actually an incompetent trash human. Get wise, get it together, and grow the hell up. Shit you should know, but probably don’t.