Big Burps, Bare Bums and Other Bad-Mannered Blunders 365 Tips on How to Behave Nicely

Good manners, terrible manners and all manner of manners. this book covers manners for all situations: kissing; dobbing; introductions; and eating. It also includes very important etiquette procedures for dealing with vampires, aliens, friends, zombies and more. All of this is delivered in a straightforward but hilarious problem and answer format. Problem: My gran says it’s rude to pick your zits in front of other people. Solution: there are some people who LOVE seeing pus oozing out between people’s fingernails. these people are WEIRD and you do not want them as your friends. If you want NORMAL friends, don’t pick your zits where they can see you. Ages 9-12
Good manners, terrible manners and all manner of manners. this book covers manners for all situations: kissing; dobbing; introductions; and eating. It also includes very important etiquette procedures for dealing with vampires, aliens, friends, zombies and more. All of this is delivered in a straightforward but hilarious problem and answer format. Problem: My gran says it’s rude to pick your zits in front of other people. Solution: there are some people who LOVE seeing pus oozing out between people’s fingernails. these people are WEIRD and you do not want them as your friends. If you want NORMAL friends, don’t pick your zits where they can see you. Ages 9-12