At last! The award-winning Baker and Kelly bring you the most entertaining, radical and unreliable football book ever published. The Two Dannys argue the toss, spill the beans and chew that fat about everything and anything from the biggest questions down to stuff they have frankly invented themselves.
Which club has the handsomest fans? Who is the greatest player of all time? Pele? Maradona? Puskas? Rougvie? Have foreign players helped or hindered the English game? Well, Marco Boogers, well? And who was the greatest football dad, Fred Baker or Andy Kelly?
Now with even more footballing facts, myths and legends, the paperback asks (and answers) hard-hitting questions, such as, Where should we play the World Cup? Perhaps on a specially constructed Island? Just how much pathetic World Cup tat can one own, Danny Kelly? And where do all those beautiful women in the crowd come from? A cornucopia of footballing fun and well-crafted wisdom that is certain to make the William Hill Sports Book of the Year shortlist and sell like beer-flavoured crisps. Baker and Kelly: Sometimes right sometimes wrong - but always certain.