Forget chestnuts roasting over an open fire.

Try fresh brains instead.

That’s what you get when zombies write your Christmas carols.

It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies takes over two dozen of our most beloved Christmas carols and shreds them limb from limb, rewriting them from a zombie’s point-of-view. Tiny tots’ eyes are no longer aglow-they’re in a bowl. And Mommy’s not kissing Santa under the mistletoe-she’s chewing his face. Nobody-not Rudolph, Old Saint Nick, or even those three Wise Guys who traveled afar-is spared when the undead come knocking.

With a foreword by Christopher Moore and jaw-dropping (literally) sketches accompanying each carol, this book will be the perfect holiday gift for humor lovers and anyone needing a break from Christmas-as-usual.