‘Knocked out by my nunga-nungas.

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Jas said, Well, what happened?
And I said, Well, it was beyond marvy. We talked and snogged and then he made me a sandwich and we snogged and then he played me a record and then we snogged.

So it was like…

Yeah… a snogging fest.

Sacre bleu!
Jas looked like she was thinking which is a) unusual and b) scary. I said, But then this weird thing happened. He had his hands on my waist, standing behind me.

Oo-er…

D-accord. Anyway, I turned round and he sort of leaped out of the way like two short leaping things.

Was he dancing?

No… I think he was frightened of being knocked out by my nunga-nungas…
Then we both laughed like loons on loon tablets (i.e. A LOT).