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      The Communist Manifesto: But Tony Hawk Can Keep His Stuff

      Dick Cody Heese

      PLEASE READ: Widely loathed parody author Dick Cody Heese is responsible for this poorly-conceived spoof of Marx and Engels’ The Communist Manifesto. Written at the Hooters in Saugus, Massachusetts, in…

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      Dracula: But The Count Runs Half Marathons

      Dick Cody Heese

      PLEASE READ: Dracula: But the Count Runs Half Marathons is an affront to classic literature and everyone who loves it. By adding a single sentence to every chapter of Bram…

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      The Great Gatsby: But Nick has Scoliosis

      Dick Cody Heese

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      The Great Gatsby: But Nick has Scoliosis consists of one poorly integrated, sentence-long reference to Nick’s scoliosis in each chapter. Literally, that’s the only difference from the original…

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      Pride and Prejudice: But Mr. Darcy is a Vape God

      Dick Cody Heese

      PLEASE READ: Pride and Prejudice: But Mr. Darcy is a Vape God is Dick Cody Heese’s gravest injustice before the literary world. In this near-exact retelling of Jane Austen’s classic…

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      Frankenstein: But the Monster is Allergic to Gluten

      Dick Cody Heese

      PLEASE READ: Bottom-dwelling parody author Dick Cody Heese is responsible for this desecration of Mary Shelley’s 1831 edition of Frankenstein. The addition of a single sentence in every chapter suggesting…

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