Thanksgiving.

The time of year where family and friends come together to enjoy each other's company, eat a bit of turkey, and maybe catch a football game or two.

Or, maybe it's the time of year where you end up at your ex's mother's house under false pretenses and have to sit through dinner with his family, his new girlfriend, and his fine ass cousin with the gold grill that may or may not have just given you an orgasm that your body could barely handle.

Shoot...at least you know the sweet potato pie is good, right?