The memoir begins with Schack in semi-retirement working as a receptionist at the U.S. Department of State controlling access to the department headquarters during which he interacts with foreign diplomats and people of note. Schack then takes the reader back to his beginnings in the Detroit, Michigan area where he struggles in school but finds escape in theatrical and musical performances and early experimentation with recreational drugs. He is one of the last of the pre-lottery inductees into the Army and after training is assigned as a chaplain's assistant stateside during the height of the war in Vietnam. The G.I. Bill facilitates his undergraduate studies at the university where he excels and receives appointments as a graduate assistant and teaching fellow. Degrees in hand, the author is deployed with the Peace Corps to Thailand where he spends a year teaching English at a secondary school in Chiang Rai and then a second year training teachers in the four predominantly Muslim provinces in the far south of the country. After leisurely travel home through Burma, Nepal, India, Rome and London, the author moves to Washington State to teach English to newly arrived Indochinese refugees and to work for the state government. He next takes a job teaching English and basic electronics to Saudi military personnel at a military base in Taif, Saudi Arabia. The author accepts an offer of a graduate assistantship and fellowships to study International Affairs at Ohio University and The University of Michigan during which time he meets his future wife. He moves to Washington, DC to live with her and takes a job as Santa Claus at a downtown department store where he has some humorous experiences described in the memoir. He follows this mythical gig with a job as an English as a Second Language Department head and teacher at a business college while applying for federal government positions. He is hired as a Customs Inspector in San Francisco where he eventually becomes a member of the contraband enforcement team where his great success in interdicting drug smugglers led to his assignment as an international training team leader training border law enforcement personnel all around the world. His memoir describes in detail his work and other adventures in far flung parts of the world. He followed those years with some time working on bilateral issues with the governments of Mexico and Canada before leaving Customs to join his wife on her foreign service officer assignment in Thailand. The author describes his family's time there where he also starts his work with the State Department. He returns to counternarcotics work overseeing law enforcement foreign assistance to the Former Soviet Union and then is assigned to the embassy in Armenia to manage law enforcement assistance in Armenia, Georgia and Azerbaijan. This is followed by a frustrating assignment working on development of the National Police in war-torn Afghanistan. The author returns to the U.S. and to Customs under the Department of Homeland Security to develop training before transitioning back to the State Department for work at the embassy in Croatia. The memoir describes his life there and a few years later when he returns to the Balkans. The author completed his government career as an inspector for the State Department Inspector General.