I was always an avid documenter: journals, polaroids, mementos, scrapbooks. My sex and dating lives are no different. I spent years collecting men like these relics of mine, and recorded bits about them in photograph and in my journals. I decided to display all of these interactions alongside each other to make sense of my trends without shame and share them. I leave these findings for you to draw your own conclusions on life, love, and sex. These are my moments of pain, love, glory, and conquest told through light prose and poetics. These are the men who defined those moments, for better or worse. These are my first 500 lovers.