Life is never boring in Tampa, Florida, just ask Bertie Swann, the murdered milliner of exclusive Hyde Park Village. She would rather be called Posh. "Dead people have preferences, darling." She has been waiting ages to retrieve her possessions, sold soon after she was brutally murdered. Her salvation rests on the shoulders of her best friend Victor Almeida. Victor has promised to help, but he is impossible to focus. Now his grief-stricken sister and niece are moving to Tampa, another distraction to delay Posh's revenge. And Victor's spoiled mannequin Maude requires constant restyling and has a lot to say about the daily drama surrounding Victor and his family. But Posh is relentless. "Everyone thinks their story is endlessly fascinating, but I am The Ghost on Swann."