The Legend. The Immortal. My... Fianc?? Life as a vampire is anything but dull, especially for me. I'm still trying to sink my fangs into this whole undead business. But just when I thought I had a handle on my new nocturnal lifestyle, I'm hit with the next challenge-introducing my soulmate and love of my life, Dracula, to my family. Think your family dinners are tense? Try bringing home the Prince of Darkness himself.

As if that isn't enough, the Queen of Vampires has sent one of her inquisitors to question us about her mate's untimely demise-courtesy of yours truly. It seems self-defense doesn't fly in vampire court.

Man, my life has become really dangerous since dying. Who knew eternity would consist of surviving family gatherings and dodging a vengeful vampire queen? If we get through this, we're definitely taking that long vacation I've been dreaming of-one with a moonlit pool and my sexy mate playing the role of a naked Cabana boy.

Wish me luck. I'm certainly going to need it.