Welcome to Earth, Doctor S.

Mario Cloutier

Welcome to Earth, Doctor S.
Format
Paperback
Publisher
Balboa Press
Published
12 August 2019
Pages
132
ISBN
9781982230746

Welcome to Earth, Doctor S.

Mario Cloutier

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Dear washer/dryer manufacturers, Among the many cautionary statements placed on your products, I believe you should add an additional one to prevent unintentional consequences of otherworldly proportions. As fantastic as that may sound, this very letter is in fact one of many unintentional consequences of your appliances having been used to wash plush toys. I am unfortunately not able to elaborate any further on the details, but I plead with you to consider adding the following statement on all your manufactured goods: Caution: Plush toys should not be washed using this device. Sincerely yours, Doctor S. Have you ever washed plush toys using your washer and dryer? If so, did you notice strange, unexplainable things happening around your house soon afterward? Perhaps all the chocolate and/or baked goods vanished from your household? Perhaps you got home from work to find everything a mess? Perhaps your alarm clock ring tone changed by itself? After having washed your plush toys, did you ever get the feeling they were staring back at you? If any of this sounds familiar, then Sam and Nathan’s adventures with their plush toy, Doctor S, may shed light on what may be happening at your house. Warning: You may want to hide your diamonds and your chocolate.

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