They’re still gorgeous and dangerous and even more eager for thrills. Of course, there are more kills too. A lot more.

Dayzee Dazzle and her best friends, the Kildare Killers, are famous and gorgeous. They’re too captivating to be from this planet, and they know it because Earthmen can’t resist them and rarely survive encounters with them. They find comedy in horror, confront the ghastly with laughter and loss of clothing, and leave dead bodies and satisfied smiles in their wake.

After surviving the first assassin that the Guild sent, Dayzee and the twins soon find that another, more conniving force has been dispatched to eradicate them from Earth. This one can do the usual fun stuff, like reanimate corpses, but it also has the power to possess anything made of wood. Dayzee’s entire mansion becomes a nightmare of attacking doors, trim boards, and furniture, all aimed at killing them. At least until it realizes just how beautiful the three of them are, causing it to go from simply murderous to murderous and amorous. How will they kill this new assassin? Are they sure they want to?

Content advisory: This book is intended for a mature audience.