The Telltale Hardon and Other Perversions
Edgar Allan Pole
The Telltale Hardon and Other Perversions
Edgar Allan Pole
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In The Telltale Hardon and Other Perversions, Edgar Allan Pole (aka Andrew Shaffer) digs up seven of Edgar Allan Poe’s best-loved stories and gives them a post-mortem makeover.
In The Telltale Hardon, a college girl seduces her elderly landlord. Things go awry when his heart gives out and the co-ed must dispose of his body, only to be haunted by his ghostly erection. In The Purple Death, Pole reimagines The Masque of the Red Death as a post-apocalyptic orgy inside Prince’s fortified Paisley Park compound. And in The Pit and the Pendulous Ballsack, a condemned man is tortured in a terrifyingly perverse manner.
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies jumpstarted the literary mash-up genre; Edgar Allan Pole’s twisted take on classic Poe short stories such as The Tell-Tale Heart and The Fall of the House of Usher will pound the final nail into the genre’s coffin.
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