Sugar-Free Gummy Bears are famous (or infamous, take your pick) for wreaking havok on people’s gastrointestinal systems. Since the mid-2010’s, people offered reviews of the devil-spawn treats by regaling readers with a recounting of the results after eating these innocent-looking treats. The culprit in the intestinal attacks was one of the sweet’s ingredients, which also acted as an industrial-strength laxative. Just four or five of the bears caused real distress. And people ate them by the handful. After being offered to the public for years and thousands of detailed reviews, one of the primary manufacturers pulled them from the market. the reviews subsequently disappeared into an internet black hole (the wording of which is quite ironic after reading the reviews themselves).

Unlike the product itself which appears to be gone forever, the reviewer comments are collected here so that you can laugh at other people’s circumstances and misfortunes, if you are that kind of person. So read on and get all the straight poop on everything. Just for sh*ts and giggles, of course.