It’s time for your music lesson! UGH! Do you remember those typical music lessons, with the eighty-year-old teacher rapping your knuckles while the metronome ticked-ticked-ticked away? Well, FORGET IT! Dozens of hilarious family situations in Memoirs of a Trumpet Teacher include lessons being taught in a car and a car hood flying up while on the highway. Animals even abound, with dogs ‘losing control’ on feet, Beagles singing along, and a Chihuahua biting family members in awkward places. You’ll discover a slithering salamander sneaking into a trumpet, and talking birds that repeat embarrassing comments. You’ll also find maniacal musical colleagues, with a toilet plunger and even a trip to the hospital described in detail.