Sometimes the opposite of right isn’t wrong. It’s left.Tragedy strikes once more at Old College… The Porters’ Lodge is down to the last three tea bags and no one has seen a biscuit in a week. Almost as troubling are the two dead bodies at the bottom of the College gardens and there is concern when a young woman goes missing. The Dean is convinced that occult machinations are to blame, but Deputy Head Porter suspects something closer to home. It’s all a question of perspective.As the body count rises, Head Porter somehow finds the time to live a secret double life and The Dean believes his job is under threat from the Russian Secret Service. The formidable DCI Thomp-son refuses to be be sidelined and a particularly unpleasant Professor gets his comeuppance. Dep-uty Head Porter finds herself with her hands full keeping Old College running smoothly and stu-dents out of mischief, as well as defending herself against the sinister intentions of the new Bursar.And none of this would be any problem at all, if only someone would put the kettle on…This is third instalment of the world-renowned PorterGirl series set in the ancient and esoteric Old College, one of the finest academic establishments in the land.