These are just the sort of thing you’d find by the telephone in most lodgings, from the grandest establishment to a lowly fleapit: Kellerman’s Resort (Dirty Dancing); The Empire Hotel (Vertigo); Bertram’s Hotel (At Bertram’s Hotel, Agatha Christie); The Great Northern Hotel (Twin Peaks); The Overlook Hotel (The Shining); Royal Imperial Windsor Arms Hotel (National Lampoon’s European Vacation); The Green Man Inn (The Wicker Man); The Taft Hotel (The Graduate). These hotels are out of reach to all, no matter their wealth. They exist only in the imaginations of their creators, and now in these paper pads.