Have you ever wondered how hard it would be to take your pet giraffe on the Underground? Have you asked yourself the question why the Central Line is coloured red?Would you like to turn a wet Saturday into a day you’ll never forget by playing ‘Tube Buy to Let’? ‘Lovers Take up Less Space ’ is a humorous review of the addictive misery of commuting on London Underground. A blow by blow account of everything from how to find breathing space on a packed Tube train, to the psychological torture of fellow passengers eating a fresh hot bag of chips and not passing them round. It includes surprising facts answering questions you had not yet thought to ask. Not for the faint hearted. This book will open your eyes to experiences your senses have long since ignored in the interest of sanity.